COVID-10011

This is how AI folks prefer to communicate numerically to each other when referring to Covid-19.

Call 1110001111 if you suspect you might be infected with COVID-10011—dial 911 for emergency corona matters.

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COVID minute

The self isolation period of 14 days or more that is recommended by the CDC when COVID-19 has been contacted.

I haven't seen that guy in a COVID minute.

Covid Crazy

An individual who obsesses about Covid-19 and all the accompanying CDC precautions.

Oh my god, Anna is such a covid crazy! She hasn't left the house since March and called me out on social media for not wearing a mask in one of my pictures.

covid tax

The ludicrous extra amount of money people ask for when selling things in Australia during the covid pandemic.

Did you see how much old mate wanted for his 79 series LandCruiser? 30k more than it's worth.

Bloody covid tax mate, Tell him he's dreamin'

conveniently covid

(Covid), (Covid-19), (Coronavirus)

It was conveniently covid that they couldn’t ship out my order on time.

Covid Throated

This is when you get the covid test and the back of your throat gets plunged by a long ass swab.

Similar to Throated.

Guy 1: I had to get Covid Throated after some dip shit at work didn't wear his mask properly. I got it Walgreens and work paid for it.
Guy 2: Cool story bro, I got throated behind Walgreens.

Covid-snapped

When someone snaps because of being quarantined due to Covid-19.

"Hey Amy, my client just Covid-snapped on my ass because I took her temperature"!!!