crashed out

1) To be laying in a state of relaxation, especially on a piece of furniture.

2) To be passed out, especially on the floor.

Q: "What are you doing?"
A: "Nothing, I'm just crashed out on the couch playing Halo."

Q: "Where's Luke."
A: "Fool's crashed out on the floor in the bathroom."

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crash diet

a good way to gain weight

look at me,im on a crash diet,im losing muscle mass,my metabolism is slow as hell,im smaller but i still have the same body fat,and everything i eat is stored as fat,YAY!!!

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snow crash

snow n.... 2.a. Anything resembling snow. b The white specs on a television screen resulting from weak reception.

crash v.... --intr....5. To fail suddenly, as a business or an economy.

--The American Heritage Dictionary

virus.... L. virus slimy liquid, poison, offensive odour or taste. 1. Venum, such as is emitted by a poisonous animal. 2. Path a. A morbid priciple or poisonous substance produced in the body as a result of some disease, esp. one capable of being introduced into other persons or animals by inoculations or otherwise and of developing the same disease in them....3.fig. A moral or intellectual poison, or poisonous influence.
--The Oxford English Dictionary
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Book by Neal Stephenson - My favorite techno-thriller.
also see 1984

When they get closer to the overpass, it becomes a lost cause trying to drive at all, the thrashers are so thick and numerous. It's like putting on crampons and trying to walk through a room full of puppies. They have to nose their way along, tapping the horn, flashing the lights.
-- Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

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Crash Wednesday

The day after Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras is celebrated as the last day before Ash Wednesday, or the start of Lent for the Christian religion. For people between the ages of 16 and 25, its where you get shithoused in the middle of the week.
Crash wednesday is the day dedicated to your hangover.

Christians celebrate Ash Wednesday.
The rest celebrate Crash Wednesday.

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captain crash

To 'go down with the ship' when crashing a bicycle, skateboard, tricycle, etc.

My little boy captain crashed his trike but did all he could to land the jump.

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Crash Nasty

Its when a paticular person has been partying for more then 3 days. After that third day that person feels the need to quit the nonsense and take their silly ass to sleep. Right before this, that person drinks a beer and engages in sexual conduct with another individual whose been doing the same shit

Man...I'm so freaking slept deprived and this girl came over and we got crash nasty

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crash diet

A diet plan that basically starves it's followers.
usually consisting of
2 fruit a day
and
a vitamin pill

dumbblonde:i'm doing the new crash diet
smartkid: so what did you eat?
dumbblonde: 2 bananas and a vitamin pill
smartkid: OH MY GOD! YOU RETARD!

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