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crystal meth fucks u up bad i dont recomend it at all
sean and i got are weed laced with crystal meth and we had a heart atack i was pukin every where and then i died for to minutes but other than that it was fuckin tight
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(KRIS toll dik) adj. the frustrating condition that often occurs with a man's penis when he wants to engage in sex, or masturbate, but his manhood has been rendered useless because it will not become, or stay, erect because he is high on meth
Tod: Hey Ted, what's wrong with your dick tonight? Do you think it will get hard enough to poke my hole?
Ted: I don't know. I think that I might have crystal dick.
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The art of snapping a dudes dick during intercourse.
we were having sex doggy style and he missed his mark causing a dirty crystal.
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A chode crystal is known as a group of guys (AFC's) in their social circle at a bar or club, who are too afraid to go over and talk to new people. They crystalise in the same position, not moving with their drink held up to their chest. Kind of like wall flowers.
The chode crystals can get pretty big and it's a bunch of chode guys just looking in their group where the most entertainment is.
Those guys were forming a chode crystal around me so when I noticed I broke it and left.
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A glass container for beer, or simply put - a beer bottle.
Bruce 1: Would you like a glass for your beer?
Bruce 2: No thanks, I'll just use the Australian crystal.
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piss residue and or sweat that runs over your balls and dryes on your gooch, forming shiny crystal like substances
i wish i had a shower today, my gooch crystals are rubbing my leg
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A derogatory term, describing someone whom is strung out on the street amphetamine, Crystal Meth.
"Hey guys, there was a Crystal Methican, asking for money at the corner store. Just a warning!"
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