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n. Vaginal lips that are so large and dark they absorb all surrounding light. Similar to a cosmic black hole
I pulled down Teresa's panties and her blackout curtains consumed all surrounding light.
Pleasuring a women with tounge in public
You see that guy in the lounge painting curtains?
A Curtain Lick is when you lick a fat persons vagina till it bleeds
Oh go curtain lick that woman you a$$ hole
When a girl has alot of saggy excess skin on the outside of her vagina
Dude that girl i met last night had mad clam curtains
When you have diarrhea or soft poo and there isn’t a toilet brush so you hang a long piece of toilet paper from the seat to the water to capture the poo so not to leave skid marks - poo curtain
Jake was at his new girlfriends house and had the runs but realized their was no toilet brush so he hung a poo curtain so to not leave a skid marks
When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.
Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.
I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.
When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.
Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.
I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.