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A music genre that describes very chill music that is very relaxing.
Put on the deep couch music so that we can chill out.
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To insert your whole hand into a woman's vagina while engaged in fisting sex.
I went wrist deep when I was fist fucking her.
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The reason there are no more balrogs in the world.
This vile feathered creature appears at first a massive, corrupted crow, if one were the size of a building. Its beautiful dark black plumage juxtaposing the disgusting multitude of unblinking eyes mounted above a powerful ant-like beak, and four lethal talons -- each with claws as sharp as razors -- ready themselves before a heavy, swinging tail.
This terrifying creature is responsible for night raids on farms that are often mistakenly blamed on dragons or common cattle thieves. Swooping down out of the darkness on massive wings, the powerful bird simply lifts off with livestock in its talons. Its roost is frequently littered with the smashed skeletons of former meals, with recognizable skulls evidencing that the terrible creature has no compunctions about eating human flesh. Growing ever larger with age, truly ancient deep crows are fearsome creatures indeed.
Notable deep crows live in:
1. Power Dome A.
2. Some kinda warren, forgotten by the good people of th' Earth, under a garage in the Pacific Northwest.
Deep crow! Oh nooooo! Deep croooooow!
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When the girl riding you on top and you wrap your legs around her chest and plunge in deep enough you can do a sit up and lift yourself up forming the bottom of an anchor.
Dude 1: "My abs are killing me."
Dude 2: "Bro you never workout."
Dude 1: "I went anchor deep on this chick last night."
Dude 2: "Nice."
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Deep web, also known as the dank web, dark web, and shadow web, isn't all that deep. All it is is a series of private servers, and blank pages google forgot to use. It's not hard to get to at all either. All you need is TOR (The Onion Router) or i2p. Theres many different types of software to access it. TOR isn't all the dark either. Theres some pretty funny stuff there and things you can buy range from pretzels to guns and illegal videos and movies. Although people say you might run into redrooms (basically livesteams of murders) it isn't actually common. If you were to run into it, you would have to be constantly searching for it. Besides, there aren't really much on TOR since the max quality would probably be around 240p or 360p very compressed since TOR is so slow. Most of them make you pay loads of money, and download custom browsers to watch (don't download anything off of the deep web unless running linux, or a virtual maching is recomended)
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A shit that, upon inspection, is two different shades.
Pete: Holy shit, dude...your shit is two different shades of brown!
Mike: That's a deep dump. Straight from the gullet.
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A pornography movie starring Peter Parker and Mary Jane, there's a lot more being slung in this then just web
When you said we'd be watching Deep Web, I figured we'd be using a computer
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