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when someone wants cheerios but is denying that fact
Steve wants honey-nut cheerios, but claims he does not; he is in cheerio-wanting denial.
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When aggressive dog enthusiasts claim that said dogs are no more dangerous than a ____________. Insert 'witty' choice of harmless living thing or inanimate object. They attribute living conditions and abuse as the main cause for the animal's aggression.
Any dog living with a hermetic sociopath will see kids as prey. However, pit bulls, pinschers and rottweilers were BRED to be aggressive. Look it up. Most breeds are a result of breeding for utility or aesthetic purposes. It's quite interesting. If you are defending domesticated animals, you should read into it. There's a wealth of information that will lead to realistic arguments to support your cause.
The dog lady that just moved in next door has pit bull denial, she lectured me when I told her that I didn't want my kid's face ripped off:
"What does it take to make people realize that pit bulls are not more aggressive than other dogs? My pit bull is the sweetest little love muffin, and he eats all the ice cream whenever I'm lonely."
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A form of idiocy pertaining to someone who is so utterly obstinate to admit the facts and reality of an event or situation, even a hundred years after said situation. When confronted, they will often rationalize the event to make it seem like it isn't what people think it is, to which they fail miserably.
Dumb kid: The ottoman empire never committed genocide.
Normal kid: Uhhh, yes they did.
Dumb kid: No they didn't, you and every other person in this world are just believing in false and distorted facts.
Normal kid: You and your armenian genocide denial idiocy never ceases to amuse me.
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An inflammatory term meant to stifle debate for a claim that remains unproven, as forms of the word "denier" drum up images of neo-Nazis questioning the Holocaust, and may be taken as a code word for hatred. The Armenians turned traitorous, allying themselves with WWI's Russia, Britain and France, and the Ottoman Turks resettled them during a life and death war, until the danger was past; naturally, resettlement cannot be the same as genocide. The Armenians who died mostly died through non-murderous reasons, as famine and disease, same as the bulk of the nearly three million other Ottomans who died; the massacred Armenians were victims of renegade forces and revengists (for the unknown widescale ethnic cleansing crimes perpetrated by the Armenians against Ottoman Muslims and Jews), comprising a comparatively smaller number. There is absolutely no evidence of a Nazi-like extermination campaign conducted by the Ottoman Turks, and the real evidence actually shows how much the Ottomans tried to protect their Armenians. (For example, the British planned a "Nuremberg" after the war, the Malta Tribunal, and were in possession of the Ottoman archives in occupied Istanbul. Today in the British archives may be found Ottoman documents demonstrating protection, not murder. The British could find no evidence whatsoever, and all the accused Turks were set free.) If a charge is untrue, it would be the duty of any honorable party to say it is untrue, after conducting the objective research necessary; that is, "denial" would be every honorable person's obligation.
Armenians: You are performing Armenian Genocide denial.
Turks: Armenian Genocide denial is a term used to cloud the historical facts. How would you like it if someone accused you, without evidence, of a crime you didn't commit? Would you not be engaging in a very loud denial?
Armenians: Uh... no....
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Jewish losers that deny antigentilism and push the antisemtism narrative.
Antigentilsm Denial Losers ain’t fooling nobody.
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When a massage school student and is in denial of the fact that she is on the path to becoming a prostitute by taking the techniques of massage far too seriously and ignoring the fact that they are essentially training to be a euphemism for a hooker.
She's actually wondering how she's goingb to end up paying her tuition for massage school, she's in total massage school denial.
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The notion that the heat index is a number made up by government conspiracy despite the fact the National Weather Service adopted the heat index in 1980 because it explains how relative humidity affects the temperature the body perceives. Heat wave denial was first said by Fox News Radio Host Dr Rush "I'm still a fat-ass, pill popping drug addict with more money than you'll ever see" Limbaugh on July 21, 2011. This was in response to the fact that almost 2/3 of the US was under some kind of heat advisory. In other words, Dr. Fatass wants you to trust what he says and not what your body tells you. Sad part is in this nation of retards and dumb fucks, there are many who believe what this bloated bag of gas and drugs has to say.
Mike: Terry just told me the heat index is a hoax.
Joe: Terry's in heat index denial. He's been watching Fox News again.
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