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when you take a shit and flush, racing to finish wiping your ass and throw the toilet paper in the toilet before it's done flushing. a successful denver derby leaves no toilet paper behind
overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao
An event in school, in which a group of students will try to complete their homework, or get as many questions done, under a certain amount of time. (Such as the end of the school day before leaving or lunch)
People in my school always start Homework Derby, and I hate it.
Scoring 4 goals in an ice hockey game.
Chris: Sakic has 7 goals…
Mike : 1 more makes a double brown derby!
A very religious sport played by girls and women of various sexualities.
What’s the guy counterpart of roller derby?
Like the Kentucky mud truck special but you basically are fucking a girl with her face down ass up and she pus her legs around your waist and you run around the room with her while yall still fucking and she shits on your dick and you nut in her ass while you do it to make truffle butter and then after u nut you slam her on her head in a powerbomb like motion into the truffle butter
Dude, I brought Sarah to the Alabama Mud Derby last night!!
Noun: An abbreviation for Kentucky Derby,
A marijuana smoking game where you take a drag by preferred method of inhalation (joint, blunt, bowl, bong, vaporizer, etc..) as you are leaving your place of residence, you hold in the smoke until you arrive at your vehicle.
Warning: It is possible to pass out, so remember your consciousness is more important than winning the game. If you're a loser, that is.
Smoker #1: "Hey...wanna go get some t-bell?"
Smoker #2: "Obviously, do you wanna k-derby this dude?"
Smoker #1: "Absolutely, fantastic idea if I do say so myself. Off we go then."
A football match that used to be entertaining, but is now a local derby between a club with no history and a club with no future.
"Hey the Manchester Derby is on"
No one cares city will just win 3-0"