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A dragon dildo is a dildo resembling a dragon's penis.
I just ordered a bunch of dragon dildos.
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Cocaine or Dildo is a game where you choose either or. But the person giving you the option can choose the amount or what ever object used as a dildo.
P1: Bro cocaine or dildo?
P2: Fuck!.... I guess dildo...
P1: Here. Shove this spoon in your ass..
P2: Bro fuck that! Cocaine.
P1: 8 ball up the nose it is!
P2: I aint trying to die wtf.
P1: Fine just dildo the remote down your throat.
P2: ....fuck alright.
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An individual with clumsy legs, or actually has dildos for legs.
Run dildo legs. RUN.
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A name used to describe someone by the name of Dylan, often reserved for the type of Dylan that makes bad decisions on a regular basis.
Oi Dildo Dylan, where's the whip?
Shitting into a condom, tying it, and using it as a dildo
Honey, I want to try a sausage dildo tonight.
A highly lauded short film by Dr Bunnygirl, conceived as an homage to the 1973 classic film, “Day of the Jackal,” while telling the true back story of the 45th President of the United States, often referred to as the Dildo in Chief.
Why yes of course there is an assassin in the masterpiece short film, “Day of the Dildo!”
A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.
I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.