Ham Dinged

a level of shit-faced in which one is sloppy like a pig and out of this world like a baseball during the glorious steroid era.

Kid: "Where'd you go last night?"
Sav: "I have no idea. I woke up sandy with a roll of 20s in my pocket and mad hickeys on my neck. Ham dinged."
Kid: "Oh man. That is rich."

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whiskey dings

The small dents or scratches you have on your vehicle after a night of partying at the local bar. Origin of said dents can seldom be figured out.

Dickie: Hey budz, where'd that dent in your El Camino come from?

DJ: Aw hell, it's a WHISKEY DING and I don't remember.

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Bing Ding

is a sound effect that means something good is about to happen

yo, it's poppin! like bing ding!

ding mao

a ding mao is hair you grow on your fat dick

YO HE GOT BIG DING MAO

ding-dong

the part of you thats near ur waist, its also the body part that gets hella hard.

Friend: hey friend, whats going up in your pants
Friend 2: its my ding-dong, its hard because the teacher is hella hot brudda.

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Ding Dong!

An exclamation of excitement for something gone right.

Adam: Hey, that bartender gave us free beers!
Cody: Well Ding Dong!!!

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dinged up

When something is damaged and left in a unsatisfactory state.

Man, I got so wasted last night, I fell over and now my face is pretty dinged up

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