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1. The act of hitting a lick at the store, usually in Newmarket, Auckland. Individuals using the eso discount may experience low levels of remorse because they descend from a long line of fuck-ups or straightened circumstances.
2. To unlawfully remove from a place of business.
"g are we paying for this?"
"hala g, eso discount"
Like the "five finger Discount", meaning to steal or shoplift except you give the shopkeep the middle finger as you walk out the door with the stolen item. A very blatant and uncaring way to steal.
As Brad loaded his pockets with chips and beer from the horrible little bodega, the shop owner started yelling and threatened to call the cops. Brad quickly gave the man the One Finger Discount and jumped in the waiting van and the punks sped away.
When you're sitting across from your buddy and kick both of your legs up giving him a shin and a cup check at the same time.
Why is Nick in so much pain?
Jeff gave him a discount double check while they were sitting down having a cigarette.
While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.
The queer discount or gay discount is an unofficial discount occasionally given to queer individuals by another member of the LGBTQ+ community. Often the queer cashier will “forget” to ring up an item, or ring up a discount or cheaper item. It is best practice to make sure this is not a genuine mistake however, and double check the price and the items with the cashier before leaving.
“When the cashier recognized I was gay too, I got a gay discount on those art supplies! They “forgot” to ring up my paints!”
“What’s the gay discount?”
“It’s when a queer cashier recognizes another queer person, and gives them a discount on what they’re getting, purely because they like their vibes!”
“ That’s so cool!”
1. Stealing an item from any retail location (generally theft under a thousand dollars), and barely getting away with it or being caught in the process. Arrest generally ensues.
Derek: So how did Daquan get that new TV for his friends?
Andrew: Oh he got it with a Detroit Discount.