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Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a porta potty. When your turd hits the water, the blue chemical splashes her in the face turning it blue as though she was in an aquarium. Undeterred (and maybe a little turned on) she keeps giving you head.
Becky just gave me a deep sea diver!
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When you see someone in the community pool and shit a log directly down their snorkel
This kid at the pool splashed water on me, so I hit him with the Alabama Scuba Diver
When a woman's genitalia has been submerged underwater for so long it becomes shrivelled
John - did you fuck Leila bro
Tom - nah I was about to but as I was boutta dive in she had that scuba diver pussy I was like hell na
John- damn bro lucky escape
When a girl sucks your balls from behind with her nose in your ass which resembles snorkel
After her last diving lesson my girlfriend decided she wanted to take on the infamous muddy scuba diver
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a person, generally male, with a diving certificate, who specializes in colon exploring
when i was on jack cousteau's crew of 20 men, i became a skilled deep shit diver!!
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A penis, It's a deep vagina diver
You have a big deep-v diver.
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When you’re banging a chick from behind and take the chewing tobacco out of your lip and put it in her asshole and plunge it in with your dick.
She was all for it until I got her with the good ol’ Montana musket Diver
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