dodge intrepid

THE GREATEST CAR EVER!!!!! I have an '01 ES, 2.7l V6, gold, 100,000 miles, mint condit. That's how I roll.

Mike drives a Dodge Intrepid. That's a nice car.

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[dodge ram]

The best fucking truck ever made.

1500 - Half Ton
2500 - Three Quarter
3500 - One Ton

That guy has a dodge ram, I'd like to suck his dick.

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Dodge Juan

The Don Juan AFTER you have slept with him, thus he will avoid any contact with you.

- What happened with you and Mark ? I thought you had something going on ?
- Naah, we had sex, and now he's pulling a Dodge Juan on me

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Cake Dodging

When someone is absent from there place of work on there birthday to prevent them from having to purchase cakes for their colleagues. Thus dodging there turn to purchase a tasty treat for the work mates.

He is on holiday this week!!!" "But it is his birthday on monday is he Cake Dodging again??

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Dodge Owner

A poor soul who owns & drives a 2018 viper blue hemi

That poor guy owns a dodge ram, what a dodge Owner.

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Dump and Dodge

While taking a dump, you move your ass either up, or to the side to avoid the splashing water. This move is especially common when using public toilets.

If Tom would have used the dump and dodge technique, Jim never would've got that nasty tongue infection.

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dodge tomahawk

-a motorcycle specificaly designed to kill the rider.
-a wast of money. just buy a glock 9mm pistol (which, like the tomahawk, is specificaly designed to kill human beings) and give the rest of the money to your relatives.

get a clue..... it's called the *TOMAHAWK*..........that should send a message. the name alone is a disclaimer

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