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A doodis is a ignorant, stubborn butthole if you will. A doodis will get on your ever loving nerves until you shut em up with this slang term.
Friend 1: I hate your face!
X Friend 2: Well your stupid!
X Friend 1: Your a DOODIS!
When you eat so much food that you take more than one dumps after the meal.
I ate a grande meal last night and had a bad case of doodies. I am going to be late for work today becuase I have a bad case of the doodies.
When one falls asleep/passes out while sitting on the toilet, dropping a duece.
Commonly due to extreme exhaustion or extreme intoxication.
"Dude, come check out Paul. He's passed out on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. What a drunk ass!"
"Someone get a picture of that Sleeping Doody."
One of the two most funniest words put together in the English Dictionary. (if used properly)
(funny)
1) You fucking poop doodie ass bitch.
2) I need to take a pood doodie.
The feeling or sensation you get before you take a dump.
After eating a particularly spicy bowl of chili, Bob stood up and gave his wife a knowing wink. He was headed to the bathroom. The Doodie Tingles told him it was time to put in work.
When a girl's boyfriend dies he eternally haunts their bed. When another guy fuck the girl in said bed, the ghost of her ex will occasionally stick his otherworldly finger up the new guy's asshole. This supernatural occurrence is called the spooky dooty.
Guy 1: "Hey man I just found out that chick your smashing was engaged to some dude who died in a car crash. "
Guy 2: "Well that would explain the Spooky Doody I got last night. "