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Someone who touches penises and rock hard phallic looking objects, this means there a serial wanker, gaylord or whatever that makes sense. You may also have statues of Penises in your abode.
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Someone who scamps doodles and has purple hair. These people often admit to being a scamp doodle and then take it back after realising what they just agreed to.
Me: Hey Erica, you're a scamp doodle.
Erica: Yiss! Wait a minute. No i'm not.
a phrase mixed with yep and doodles
"Did you do your homework?" "Yepsie doodles!"
someone that is lazy as shit, who acts like they're doing something but are really doing nothing.
ashley you're such a twat waffle stop being a doodle farter.
It is when you are fucking to scared to say fuck.
Oh fuck I forgot to do my homework I mean fudge doodles
A type of nap common among beta-males and simps. Needed when your testosterone levels drop to a point that you can no longer complete a basic task or activity without feeling depleted. Acceptable among the elderly but not among younger males that are overly-dependent on their wives.
Man, I can’t finish mowing the lawn, I think I needed a nap-a-doodle.
Don’t tell anyone, but I took a nap-a-doodle halfway during my commute home from work yesterday.
Nap-a-doodles have been my guilty pleasure ever since I turned 40.
I was going to get a blowjob from my hot neighbor but I took a nap-a-doodle instead… best decision since I turned down the Steelers game for one last week.
When two men "wink" their assholes at each other.
Winky Doodle: "Yeah dude, me and Emmet winked our assholes at each other last night. it was pretty insane."