/dræŋk-pɪld/
Adjective
You are unable to perceive the world around you normally. Everything has devolved into a combination of drug abuse and internet over indulgence. Your brain is mush and you laugh at simple things whilst not engaging with the real world anymore.
Male 1: I'm so fucking dranked out my %IOE has hit 87 and my parents cut me off for real this time but this post about biden being a qt3.14 got fucking 600 likes
Male 2: Okay so Anthony were going to being upping your dose of Zoloft as this last dose hasn't shown any signs of improvement within your mental state and you are degrading further into delusion.
Male 1: Delusion? I’m a drankaholic. I’m simply drank pilled.
The top level of drunk, above wasted and on par with paralytic, but with the added flair of causing social mayhem, including but not limited to property damage, arrest, hospitalisation, or just general mayhem and fuckery.
Can be shortened to boney
Originated from a company email from a hotel in Budapest describing some staff members on the last night of a project.
What happened to you on the weekend? “I got boney drank”
Man Tom was boney drank last night, we might not see him for a while.
A peach flavoured sugar juice similar to bottled fruit punch or ghetto juice. Labeled as Scotsburn Peach Drink, found in Atlantic Canada.
"I gotta get me some peanut butter cups and a bottle of peach drank"
The perfect combination of Dank and Drunk. When a bunch of memelords who know rules 1 & 2 like the back of their hand are the last ones left on a late night party and resort to sitting around and table and sharing only their dankest memes while getting drunk, that's when you know the party is Drank as fuck.
Person 1: Dude, I was at this party not too long ago, but all the normies went home and everyone that was left were OG meme veterans who knew their shit. It was glorious.
Person 2: Holy fuck, that must've been Drank as fuck.
a beverage that bares a fruit name but contains 10% or less of that fruits juices
It refers to the past-tense of drink used by elitists back in 19th century
I accidentally dranked listerine