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When a man covers a women's eyes with their testicles and farts in their mouth... A way of courting.
Man: "She loved the Egyptian sandgoggles I gave her so much, she couldn't even speak"
The art of getting topped off discreetly and dropping off the kids in an extremely aesthetically pleasing manner. Photo evidence needed
James just got the best Egyptian blumpkin ive seen. Did you see the shots? Insane
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When a massive protest (approx. 60% or population) is staged against a president, resulting in the promised resignation of said president
to be a true Egyptian Impeachment, the protest MUST be met with gratuitous violence from said presidents supporters
WHAT?!
OBAMA DIDNT COME THROUGH ON THE HEALTHCAR BILL?!
lets start up an old Egyptian Impeachment
A bitch that uses weird vocabulary and Arabic/ English slang. She gives you dumb bitch attitude and has zero cognitive thoughts. Shes usually not Egyptian but resembles one.
This Egyptian bitch really thinks shes the shit
when a person, often a teammate, accidentally or intentionally gets too
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact
Bobby quit the team after the second time his coach gave him an Egyptian Goose, thinking it was clearly not accidental.
A process of sticking a finger in someone's anus and swirling it around with a mixture of feces and hair to make a poop lollipop.
Bob: Man I could eat a whole horse
Michael: How about I give you an Egyptian Lollipop?
Bob: What's that? Is that like a nasty dirty lollipop?
Michael: No its a delicious treat! I make it for my kids all the time :)
Giving somebody backshots so hard that their toes curl up and rip the sheets.
I gave Jackie an Egyptian Earthquake last night. She loved it so much!