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when one runs out of medical marijuana
Bob: what's wrong,why are you so distraught
Rick: i didn't want to let you know but, I have no master kush
or headband
Bob: we'll just smoke some white widow, green crack or granddaddy purple , or blue dream
Rick: no you don't understand there is nothing, no
platinumorbubba kushnoOG kusheither, not a g of northern lightsAK-47white rhino
orrussian not a joint ofpineapple expressbannana kush orsour diesel not a crumb oflebanese hashcheese kief or drop ofhoney oil not a roach offloeuphoriastargazermazarcindy99LA confidentialalaskan thunderfuckhawaiian blue sativaromulanbarney.....
Bob: oh my god! nobody could have imagined such a
crisis what a catastrophe!!!
it is a medical emergency!!!!
p.s. medical emergency! is never seen without exclamatory marks, remarks, or headshaking sympathy for the victims of this heinous plight.
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Also know as EMT there are three levels, EMT 1, 2 and 3 level 3 is also know as paramedic, EMT's can also be firefighters. EMT
"When she fell the Emergency Medical Technician came to save her."
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Experts who can repair seepage or structural problems in an emergency.
After the storms my seepage got so bad I had to call the emergency basement repair company.
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A young metal band who spends most of there time eating and making there special macaroni and cheese.
Jon was a dork. After he went to the Emergency Exit show, he started to make freinds
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In NY there are 4 levels of Emergency Medical Technician 1-Basic, which are sometimes assistants to 3's and 4's 2-Intermediate which aren't very common 3-Critical Care(ALS) 4-Paramedic(ALS) the only difference between 3's and 4's are about 2 drugs and the ages of pediatric patients they can work on.
1's cannot start iv's the only drugs they can give are oxygen, asprin, glucose, and albuterol (from ages 1-65), they can bandage, board, collar and take vitals from anyone but when other drugs, heart monitoring or iv access is needed ALS is called.
"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to 123 Cleavland Steamer Ave. 68 year old male, difficulty breathing and chest pain.
County, A-69 en route BLS, re-tone my angency for ALS"
"County to Oralsexville request for you to respond to Scumbag apts. apt 16, the Sperm residence, some stupid fuck says he wants detox, but hes really out of beer and wants a sandwich and sleep it off until tommorow when hes sober enough to find his welfare check and buy more beer"
"sounds like a BLS call to me"
Sucks being a Basic Emergency Medical Technician!
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A menial, or artificial situation deemed to be of the highest importance, typically by a superior/higher staff level.
Sometimes used as a distraction from what could be a real emergency situation.
The CFO's screams for her reserved parking space is an imaginary emergency (IE).
Sadam Hussein is an immediate threat (aka "imaginary emergency") to the security of all Americans!
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Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.
I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.
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