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The act of giving pleasure to a woman with a popsicle.
Sebb: So how far did you guys get?
Tarek: Well lets say the highlight of the day was the eskimo delight i gave her
Sebb: damn she's freaky
Tarek: I know :D
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The exact tdefinition for an Eskimo Panda is unknown but it may be linked to someone who is staying nicely frozen in the winter of their home and has a deep admiration for pandas.
Or, It could also be a panda in an eskimo costume...or a eskimo in a panda costume. All we know is either way, it's cute.
Lastly, it could be referring to the awesome Eskimo Panda on Left for Dea who will annoy the crap out of you for the fun of it but will also pwn noobs at the same time.
Eskimo pandas are so cute because...well they just sound cute.
I feel like i want to hump a panda and i'm freezing...OMG, I've turned into an Eskimo Panda.
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The act of rubbing icy hot all over your dick and then performing intense anal sex.
I tried to angry Eskimo his ass, but couldn't before I came all over her back.
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A song sung by Captain Pip Bernadette in Volume 2 of the Hellsing manga. Seen by fans as one of Pip's defining characteristics.
The lyrics to the Eskimo Song are as follows:
I don't know but I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!
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When you soak your hands in freezing cold water until your hands become freezing cold and you fists someone.
(also check Eskimo Hand Job)
I gave my girlfriend an Eskimo Fisting and she jumped up and kicked me in the face.
I Eskimo Fisted my girlfriend and she dumped me.
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The relation between a man and the children of his ex that she had after him. The man before the Baby Daddy, once the Baby starts to call him uncle.
Child: Uncle, uncle!
Mommy (tells the 1st Baby Daddy): Did you know my other kid calls you uncle?
Man: Yeah
Mommy: And you're OK with that?
Man: Yeah, as long as she doesn't call me daddy. I'm her Eskimo Uncle. You know cause we both past by the same Igloo once.
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A form of insanity created by hearing a phrase over and over without knowing its meaning.
Person 1 - "Dude your totally raging eskimos."
Person 2 - "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
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