I don't even.

A short way to say "I don't even know" while simultaneously shaking your head, laughing at how terribly retarded people can be.

Often used with responses to "...'The Fuck"

Bill: Mary told me she had sex with her brother.
Joe: ...............'The fuck.
Bill: I don't even.

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off for even a chinese

adjective. Describes a type of person that is quite eccentric and unique, but in a negative way. This expression is in reference to the strange customs of Chinese Americans that fail to assimilate into the American culture. eg. 1. they pick their noses in public. 2. They attempt to take as many free things as their pockets/purses will fit, with their heads down, because they know that it's still wrong to take free things in those quantities. 3. They have no regard for the fellow man.
This expression describes a person that is so out there, that they actually make a Chinese person seem normal, with all the negative assumptions in mind.

WTF? is he actually using a coupon at the $0.99 store? That's off for even a chinese!!!

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I can't even

When a certain someone gets so excited or upset about something, they resort to talking like a white chick in a Starbucks line.

Gio was so flustered using Promise today that he kept yelling at the computer screen "I can't even" and went home at 4pm.

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See even more

A phrase used by trolls used to trick people into believing that there is something after See More.

This is cool
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@See even more
(Facebook's own 'see more' will appear around the 6th or 7th line and hence, the moment you click on it, you will see 'See even more' and be positively trolled.

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good evening fellas

how to greet your friends when you’re planning to secure the bag

patricia; good evening fellas, lets get this bread
irrelevant hoe; its the afternoon
patricia; good EVENING fellas

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Don't Even @ Me

Do not even include me into whatever you are talking about whether it's in Social Media or in word of mouth if not we'll have beef.

Kevin: Hey Tony is a moron

Tony: Boy don't even @ me

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Even Steven

A extremely large crap that duncan took it was bigger thatn his arm. the amazine thing is it was half green and half brown perfectly split down the middle

Dunk that's just wak. U fuk up. U need to get yo ass hole rearranged

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