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A term used by people who have undergone surgery to switch from male to female to refer to their former penis.
Guy: I hope I don't get a boner during my presentation.
Girl: Yeah, my Ex-Penis used to do that all the time.
Used to describe something that was libris, but isn't libris anymore.
Hey Mark, pass that book over there that looks like it used to be libris, no, not that one, that one's still libris, I need the ex libris one!
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The interactions you have with an ex-girlfrend of ex-boyfriend after you have broken up with them. If amidst these interactions it looks like you are doing better than your ex after the break up then it can be said that you won the ex-games or a certain ex-games event.
Rob: Hey Dave, isnt that your ex, Katie eating alone over there?
Dave: Yeah, that's her. I walked by and talked to her a few minutes ago. She sounds miserable. I'm totally winning the ex-games.
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the best game i have ever ever played ever... amazing story line and symblolism... the game truly changed my life i must say... yeah that kinda does make me a nerd
Play dues ex its a great game.. but dues ex2 invisable war is an alrite game but it doesnt top the original
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an extreme asshole who, after you break up with him for being a huge cry baby and control freak who plans your life together, decides to go out and get a random girlfriend then Instant Message you randomly about how him and his friend, who is also your friend, were talking shit about you behind your back! YAY!
ex boyfriend: yo, me and sara were listening to my ipod and came across a song that reminded us of you
girl: what song?
ex boyfriend: puke by eminem, its a good song you should download it.
*girl looks up lyrics to puke and cries*
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A women you wish you'll never see again. A women who your either shy around or want to punch her in the face.
Your ex: Makin my exes miss me
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1. A BOY that dump's you because he would rather play with his Star wars action figures(even tho he is 28).
2. A BOY that dumped you because he wanted to dress up like a Storm Trooper and you didnt want to be around for that.
3. Someone who wanted to screw all of you friends cause you took his virginity and you just werent "enough" (like he knew that the next chick would give him herpies).
4. Loser.
5. Waist of time/life/minutes I'll never get back.
6. is when you see him once every 6 weeks, and he swears you're the only girl he's ever loved and never cheated on, when really during those 6 weeks he's fu*kin every bitch that looks at him, and then lying to you telling you he is SLEEPING when he can't answer his phone, or it's off. Oh ya, and he also fu*ks the "study buddy" from school, and the neighbor across the hall! Fu*kin Marines! Think they'er the shit!
I didnt meen to screw you over I just wanted to screw her too! That makes you an "ex-boyfriend"
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