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fuck ass bob.
ear-length horrendous bob haircut
most of the time it’s a middle part.
no one can serve a bitch ass FAB.
serves ZERO cunt. Like the girl Kat from Euphoria head ass
did you see that girl’s FAB (FUCK ass bob)? absolutely ridiculous. ear length AND middle part. Could’ve saved it with a side part…
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When a boy or girl looks attractive from far away, either from the back, the front, or the side, but is actually not especially attractive when seen up close.
Brit: OMG, Jen, that guy over by the lifeguard stand looks so hooot!!
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*
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This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.
Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"
wafer fab (adjective)
1. The kind of fabulousness exhibited only by the dangerously skinny
2. The quality of having been fabricated like an exemplary wafer
see also: heroin chic
"All the contestants in this season of America's Next Top Model are wafer fab!"
fetal alcohol baby
someone born with fetal alcohol syndrome is a fetal alcohol baby.