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a soft absorbent pad (with or without wings) used to soak up period blood therefore stopping clots dropping out of the knickers when windsurfing or performing a gymnastic display for the whole of your school,also prevents a girl from sticking to the floor when doing the splits for her father
when sarah was abseiling down the woolworth building a sudden stretch caused her 'fanny pad' to slip out and fall hundreds of feet to land on the face of the traffic warden
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Little bits of rolled up tissue paper that get caught in a ladies beef curtains after using the toilet. A fanny worm in the mouth is one of the most disturbing things that can happen. It will scar you for life.
I was muff diving and all of a sudden I got a huge fanny worm in my mouth. It made me puke all over her lady garden
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A sports car that attracts young ladies.
That car of yours is a real fanny magnet!
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an extreme bullshitter.
one who tells untruths.
I wouldn't believe a fucking word he says, he's a fanny merchant.
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An undesirable and unhygenic cocktail of sweat, piss and fanny lube from the fanny of a fat bird. Often pungent, rarley lethal.
"I sat on L-A-S's chair the other day and when I stood up, the backs of my trousers were wet with, what I believe to be, fanny diesel."
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A group of girls. They usually go around looking for handsome guys to date and bang. They usually reside in the forms of cheerleaders, but they are not limited to cheerleaders. The opposite of a fanny pack is a cock flock.
See: Female Gangbang
Cheerleaders
Mistress
Cockflock
Gangbang
Male Slut
Chicks
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A car that is used to attract the ladies
"I sure got my fair share of fanny last night Jimbob."
"Is that so Joebob? How comes?"
"I went a'cruisin' in m'fanny wagon."
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