The act of sucking semen out of another's anal cavity.
Miles bragged about felching his girlfriend by sucking his own jizz out of her asshole.
When a bloke blows his load inside his mistress, girlfriend or wife's moist Pussy then inserts the straw to drink his creamy Sperm.
When Jarrod blows his Load inside Louises Moist Pussy then uses a straw to start Felching.
A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.
Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.
When two parties are engaged in Intimate activities face-to-face with each other and one party inhales a column of the other party's snot from their nostril
I ended up Eskimo felching this girl while we were making out last night and I can still totally taste it.
The act of farting into your lover’s cum fulfilled vagina or ass..... immediately sucking said fart and spunk from their hole, than transferring to their mouth
Susan and I where French felching over the weekend, she still stinks like cum farts