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A festival for normfags, featuring: hot girls, herpes, overcrowded bathrooms, and mainstreamed dnb, minimal, trance edm sets.
Hey you going to electronic daisy festival this year? Nope, what...why not? If i am going to a rave, i at least want a comfortable head change not an overcrowded one.
one full weekend of drugs sex and music. over 80 bands play and it is quite similar to bonaroo. held south of atlanta, ga. started in 2007. very hot days and very cold nights.
we were totally jamming to like every band at the echo music festival, we were so tired by monday!
If you want to eat some dog I have good news
There's an annual dog festival
Where you can eat all the dog you want
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
And the festival spans about ten days
With 15000 dogs consumed
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
I just wanna let you know Im just trying to be a bro
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
Once you get off at that airport
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 US dollars
And its a four and a half hour ride
And you get off at Maoming West
Just remember Maoming West
Now you might have to stay there a full night
Depending on the time you arrive
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin
Only runs like once a day
And you have to buy another ticket
Its about another 22 bucks
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I'm checking online now
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
Offering a sauna and fitness center
Wow it's not too bad at all
Never mind it's 50 bucks a night
But with free complementary breakfast
And a free cancelation fee
So it's not a bad as I thought
When you're ready the concierge will know
Exactly which festival you're talking about
And he or she will give you directions
So, take a cab
But don't get ripped off
If you're white they'll charge you double
I shit you not
But anyways enjoy your flight
Goodbye
Enjoy the dog festival
Man I wish I had Directions to the dog festival
well listen to Dog festival directions
A carnival with about 15 rides that visits Emmett, Idaho the second full week in June. It's just about the most exciting thing that happens all summer. A wristband costs $20 bucks and you can ride rides all day. The tickets they sell are a rip off. I think everyone would agree that the Zipper, Kamikazee, and the Ali Baba are the best rides there. It's normally pretty fun.
"The Emmett Cherry Festival was the highlight of my whole summer!"
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When a top has sex with as many asses as possible in a night.
William went to the Harvest Moon Festival last night. He was pounding ass after ass all night long.
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The most exciting thing that happens to the state of Conneticut. Sometimes peaple cancel vacations to simply go for a day, and others go to have a chance to hang out with friends or someone they want to be friends with. Peaple of Conneticut flock to the festival, crowding streets that usually have one or two cars on it at a time (the daily farm tractor does not count) For some reason a starch food festival is needed somewhere.
Person one: Im going to the Potato and Corn festival today
Person two: Its because that girl is going isnt it?
Person one: No! Why would I go just for one girl!
Person two: its the P&C festival! We all have done it.
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When someone is stopped from preying on woman.
Medford Pete welcome to the cunt festival war!!!
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