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google fight

noun, an online battle where the importance of a topic is determined by which topic gets the most returns after being googled.

They argued over who was more popular, Paris Hilton or Britney Spears, after the google fight, it was clear, as Britney had 20 million more hits.

by l3ftyman October 19, 2007

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Fighting the future

The act of staying awake for long periods of time. Works under the suggestion that sleeping sends you further in time without you ever realising.

"I'm getting better at fighting the future."

by Menzies June 22, 2008

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fag fight

a fight between two (or more) homosexual males
or,
a fight between two or more straight males that is so sissy, it is just sad to watch

Flamer #1: "Yo bitch, I slap yo ass!"
Flamer #2: "You only wish you could, you breeder wannabe!"
Bystander: Man, what a fag fight.

by Twizted Zinbad November 8, 2013

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snooze fight

A weekday ritual for most college students and 20-somethings involving hitting the snooze button multiple times. The alarm clock eventually wins.

My alarm clock doesn't work anymore after throwing it against the wall during our usual snooze fight.

by PPD March 20, 2006

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Nigga fight

A nigga fight is when the two blackest dudes in the area square up and try to fight eachother... to the death. Preferably using sticks. This can sometimes be unfair however, as some niggas prefer to use guns and will gladly pop a cap in another nigga's ass.

Oh shit! Lamar and Franklin are about to have a full on nigga fight!

by EX01 September 25, 2019

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office fight

When all hell breaks loose and those with cubical jobs can't take the pressure from work anymore. At this point, every member of the office brandishes a weapon of some sort (usually a gun) and creates a huge battle. A very fine way to waste time when you feel like drawing stick figures in school.

The clicking of my coworkers pen in his adjacent cubicle finally got to me, so I flipped a desk out into the hallway, and made a barricade around the water cooler and opened fire. From then on, it was an all out office fight.

by sweetsilentserenade October 23, 2009

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play fight

a strange cuddle/fuck/ make out fight that ends up with an entanglement of limbs strategically located I'm the owners desired body part

John and Kate play fight on the couch because John took take Kates phone

by fatratguy January 27, 2015

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