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you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

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"" | figure : an URBAN Dictionary signature (thus)

key terms ‡""| test quarters info /.help|"" key terms ‡

Those ""| figure that quarters key shuts |"" informers hooters hut !! (an urban-dictionary style)

by twatquarters.help May 7, 2022


stick._.figur

stick._.figur or, Max, is a tiktok user with at the time of writing this has 773 followers.

"Do you watch stick._.figur on tiktok?" "Yeah, I like its content."

by stick_figur June 27, 2021


Public figure

How can you be a public figure on a private space?

Hym "If you are a 'public figure' then you occupy a PUBLIC space and if it's a public space I have a right to occupy it as well. You don't give a fuck about the rights of corporations... Except for the corporations that allow you to sit on your ass and work 2 fucking hours a day while mocking me and allowing the people you claim to hate to profit off of something that doesn't belong to them."

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024


Kardashian-figured

To have a body figure that looks like a wisdom tooth from the waist dow

That person is kardashian-figured!

by @sowhatisaidit October 15, 2018


Figure it out

An insult to tell your friends they’re being a real fuck up at the moment. Often used to people that are to drunk or just idiots in general.

If someone tells you you need to figure it out, you probably are being and idiot and need to figure that shit out

Andy: it’s 5 in the morning and the sun is coming out can we just fucking leave
One of The boys: Andy were at edc and ac slatter is coming on rn you have to figure it out

by Edm.Maury June 10, 2022


obscured figure

A tik tower who mainly posts ROBLOX and TF2.

They go by “She/They” pronouns and have a YouTube channel named: Obscured Pyro

Their name is Alex.

Alex drove by yesterday, being the Obscured Figure they are.”

by alexxxxxxxxxx777 March 19, 2021