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to shit your pants, but when it is not yer fault; like when I was between 3 and 8 years old, my older cousins would not allow me to use the toilet, by locking the door on me forever, and Iwould be forced to fill my pants. That would get me in trouble because I was considered too old to fill my pants...onetime at a family get together, I was left no choice but to crap in the front yard of my own house, and I got in trouble for that too...fukkin bastard cousins.
"What's that smell, Jeff did you fill your pants again ?"
"Daddy, Kim & Ricky locked me out again !"
"We did not, he filled his pants !!"
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A Creme-Filled Donut is when one to five males ejaculate into a tube sock that has a small hole at the tip of it. Then, taking the tube sock and striking an unsuspecting victim in the face, causing the seman to splatter, resembling someone being hit in the face with a creme-filled donut.
I gave Tom a creme-filled donut last night at Steves house.
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An action following anal sex where the male removes his penis from the his partner's anus, and inserts his penis into his/her mouth. Following this action, the male promptly punches his partner in the mouth, causing his/her blood to cover the fecal matter in her mouth.
I gave that girl the chocolate filled cherry!
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A particarly flabby female genetalia.
Going down on her was like eating a badly filled kebab.
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^^^ yeah u got that rite with will & leanne!!!!!!
talk about make trouble 4 ya self!!!
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when bad events foment an unreasonably pessimestic view of life.
Life is a shit-filled twinkie and it's time to take another bite!
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To urinate in a sexual partner's anus.
Person A: I went home with that girl last night.
Person B: Did you "fill the gas tank"?
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