Finger prince

In an animaniacs episode Yakko told Dot to look for prints, for clues, Dot didn't hear him correctly so she found Prince instead (Prince being an old musician), so he tries to correct her by saying "no, no, no, finger prints", but Dot still hears it as finger Prince, fingering being the practice of putting a finger inside someone's vagina or anus and Dot didn't really want to do that so she threw him out the window.

In the thoughts of dot, Yakko said, "no no no finger prince."

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fat-finger

To press another button accidentally, while pressing numbers or letters that you meant to, resulting in an incorrect extra number/letter. Such as when typing something, or dialing a phone number.

Someone fat-fingered the p instead of the o, that's how pwnage was made.

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the middle finger

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...and that folks...is the middle finger

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Confirmand Fingering

When a young fellow accidentally starts fingering the butthole, instead of the vagina, due to his inexperience

it hurt, when he started confirmand fingering me

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finger aids

when ya wanna be fingered by someone that's already fingered so many people before you. but don't know if you wanna let them cause they probably have finger aids (:

person 1: i wanna let stephan finger me but he has finger aids !

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Fap Fingers

The condition of your hand (or hands) after too much masturbation.
Its a pain in the joints of your 3 middle fingers, Rarely in the thumb or pinky.

Guy: Dude I cant help you move
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy: Because my hand is fucked
Guy 2: What did you do with it?
Guy: WHAT DIDNT I DO WITH IT?!
Guy 2: Fap Fingers?
Guy: Yeah...

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Frederick Fingers

The Frederick Fingers is a notorious crew/gang in Frederick, MD. They have been accused of extortion, trafficking illicit substances, and theft. They are often made fun of for their ridiculous name.

You better watch out, I heard this was the Frederick Fingers turf!