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When pubic hair goes in between someone’s teeth when they’re going down on someone who has not shaved in quite some time.
Mike: “So, how did it go with Emma last night?”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”
you know that time when you pull down your pants and you feel a flossing sensation between your cheeks... it's only when you see that your thong is a v with a hanging string that you realize the string detached from the waist band and flossed you clean on the way down....surprise!
i thought i just had a severe wedgie til i realized i got surprise flossed
i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed
my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.
To elaborately flaunt ones achievements, usually to belittle an adversary.
"Ah nigga, you finally decided to come on the field with the Range Rover, that's cool, you'll like it, I traded mine in for the Ferrari last summer."
"Damn, you aint have to hit me with the floss talk pimpin."
The definition of a thong.
"Gahhh I can't get my ass floss out!"
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Pubic hair. Phrase typically used during the act of eating someone out or giving a bj
damn that was wild. that dirty floss is all stuck in my teeth
When you get a towel between your legs and pull up and down like your shining a shoe
Person1:What the hell are they doing?
Person2:Butt flossing*shudders*
The wearing of a very thin gold chain outside of the shirt to show it off.
Look at this guy dental flossing with a chain that looks like I could break it by rubbing it in-between my fingers