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When someone thinks they have whatever random flu they hear about on WebMd that day.
Guy 1: OH MY GOD, I AM SO SICK. I HAVE THE SWINE FLU! ZOMG!
Guy 2: No, you just have a case of the Sheep Flu
Guy 3: Oh No! I heard you can DIE from that.
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Being a brother to the swine flu, rabbit flu is rumored to be a contagious disease that makes you sneeze fwee. It is often referrred to as H3N3.
Person 1: Vincent don't give me the rabbit flu!
Vincent: AchFWEEEE
Person 1: Crap now I have it!
Person 2: Good thing I got my 3 vaccines.
Vincent: Fwee?
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Any type of STD or just feeling sick after being around and or messing with a thot. Treatments include a night of chilling with your main bitch and or main niggas. If not treated the infected victim will become a Thot for life.
Ex 1
"Man I should have never went to the club last night! I was dancing with Amber Cole and her friends and now I don't feel good. I think I have the Thot Flu."
Ex2
Friend one
"Man why is Carl all up in my girls DMs man I thought we were cool?!"
Friend two
"Oh shit don't mind Carl bro he got the Thot Flu last week he can't help himself."
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A highly contagious virus that infects the pigmentation of one's hair, turning it red. To date, 4% of the world's population, or 120,000,000 people, convey this contagion. There is yet to be a cure.
Standard countries that currently house the virus include the United Kingdom (most notably Scotand), Northern Ireland, Canada, The United States, France, the Netherlands, Belgium, and Switzerland.
Common carriers of the Vulpine Flu include gingers, daywalkers, foxes, orangutans, and other red-headed beings.
The Vulpine Flu's origins trace back to the early history of the United Kingdom, a country with many redheads.
The Vulpine Flu takes its name from the red fox (canus vulpis), a woodland animal with sleek red fur. Many, including the Ancient Japanese, believed redheads to be foxes turned human, and as a result, redheads were absent from culture until Mary Magdalene and Queen Elizabeth II.
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The briefest possible act of sexual intercourse. There is no "pumping" involved - just insertion, ejaculation, and withdrawal.
Although very similar physically to a "one-pump wonder," but a flu shot is different because it is a deliberate act meant to save time. A flu shot requires training to accomplish correctly. A flu shot is a valuable scheduling tool.
Men generally enjoy giving flu shots more than women enjoy receiving them, but with discipline women should be able to train their bodies to orgasm from a single flu shot.
I joined the mile high club when I gave my girlfriend a flu shot in the bathroom right before the plane landed.
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Swine Flu is a miracle that passed from Mexico to the U.S. Because of it, public schools nationwide are closing, and you can buy two pounds of bacon for $0.99.
Jack: I have the Swine Flu!
(Schoolkids): HOORAY!!!
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The several minutes of incessant sniffing that a cocaine user experiences after insufflating a line. So-called because cocaine is seen in the public eye as a largely Colombian export, and because of sniffling's association with the flu.
Chris: You sure are sniffling a lot, man.
Kevin: Yeah. Bad case of Colombian Flu.
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