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Bunch of teenagers being keyboard warriors and begging for RT's. If possible AVOID at all circumstances.
Person 1: Hey, last night I got rustled
Person 2: Who by?
Person1: Football Twitter. Bunch of idiots
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A person who spends most of his/her time outdoors playing Football or spends most of their indoor time discussing or talking about football.
As well as this, a Football Faggot also possesses many characteristics; such as having a low IQ, not having any common sense, being disrespectful to others and generally behaving like someone who is in charge (when they are clearly not).
"Did you speak to Ryan?"
"Nah, not after he became a full Football Faggot."
"Oh."
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A rectangular-shaped patch of groomed pubic hair above a woman's vagina. Taller than it is wide, this style is often used by women who prefer a well manicured look without going totally bald (e.g., Brazilian). Alas, the clean shape is similar to a football ticket in size.
Hawk slid her panties off and said she had this amazing football ticket!
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A gentlemans game not to be mentioned except between other gentlemen, and should not be mentioned on "muggle" sites like this
I traveled to San Fransisco while studying Sig Freud last night
(any words that start with S and F stand for Silent Football
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A movie bible to all young chavs on their future lives, violence and drugs. Follows the lifes of football hooligans covered in yes, you guessed it, Burberry and shit Parka's.
Film that has more swearing that a series of the Osbournes.
White Boy Jemal: "Hey Bruv! Did ya watch The Football Factory"
Dave: Yeah course, innit, bruv, its safe.
White Boy Jemal: Fuckin top notch weren't it
Dave: Fuck yeah bitch, I'll fuckin kick your head you muggy little cunt.
White Boy Jemal: Fuck that for a laugh.
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An oversize jock strap designed to support the oversize testes of very big men during intense physical exertion.
Unlike soccer players or American football players, rugby players actually need football supporters.
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a controlled street fight
in american football- trent green gets severely concussed from a hit by robert geathers.
on the street- your ass is in jail
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