chickety china

Chickety china the chinese chicken. have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Phrase often used in desperate or dangerous situations to add humour or break the silence.

"hey look out for that truck!"
"CHICKETY CHINA!"

(awkward silence)
"...CHICKETY CHINA!!!!"

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Vagina china

This is a term used to describe any type of ass hole behavior. With special emphasis on the ones your friend probably talk about behind your back.

James:
"He took the money we were saving to buy the fan for our office and bought himself a hooker last night."

Jim:
"What a vagina china" thing to do

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China Syndrome

Also known as Mao's Revenge, this illness is typically the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss and a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.

Be sure to bring a roll of Charmin with you, the local one-ply doesn't hold up to China Syndrome

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golden china

A person who lives a very Luxurious life. Has a high stature in class. Works for important people. Is classed as important. Aka.... Snob!

Hey your boss is speaking to whats her face.... Yeh its like we are nothing compared to them. Them and their golden china

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China Lot

Describing of an object, whether it be a coffee table, book, or couch that is in your way.

"Hang on Kristi, I gotta move this whole China Lot so we can play the game on the table"

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China Town

China town is a super secrete code name referring to getting high. Super spy shit.

"Hey man lets go to China Town"

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Made in China

Printed on the back of the American Flag

Teacher at Robert Clemente Middle School: Hey! You have to stand up for the pledge of allegiance. Security!

Student: Why should I salute a flag that 's made in China?

Teacher: ...

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