Failed Pornstar

When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!

I’m now a failed pornstar so I fluff blotch on the street!

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April Fail's

The act of attempting to be funny on April 1st, but results in you getting your ass beat, dumped by your gf/bf, or making yourself look like a complete dumbass.

Ex 1/ Guy:"I fucked your girlfriend last night when she was over. It was amazing............APRIL FO- *gets ass kicked

Ex 2/ Guy:"Hey babe, look im really sorry, but i had sex with your best friend last night and it was amazing, but i got her pregnant..........APRIL FOOLS!"

Ex 3/ Guy:"Im really sorry your grandparents passed away last night........APRIL FOOLS!"


^"april fail's" in action

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Hygiene Fail

The act of a female partner losing complete control of bowel movements during the course of anal sex.

AMon: Hey wey was Lisa anally open last night?

Wey: Yea dude, but she had a hygiene fail on your aerobed..

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Omega fail

a fail to end all fails, there is no record of this ever used. it is so epic the world stops for that moment of pure incompetence (yeah i know that was a big word, deal with it)

OMfG! IT'S AN OMEGA FAIL!

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Fail of Failcraft

A MMORPG that is only intended for total video game whores, since it involves you doing the same thing over and over again. People who play it are confused into thinking they're receiving sex, so they actually pay money.

If you like games that take skill, Fail of Failcraft is not for you

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asian failing

In other words, any grade other than an A+

Daniel Kim: Duuude, I'm sooo dead when my parentals see my report card!!!

Peter Jones: Why man? You're lowest grade was an A-!

Daniel Kim: You white people are never gonna get it.

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failing at life

what your facebook status would say if it was representative of what you are currently doing

Sally is failing at life.

315 Likes.

(Sally has 315 friends on facebook)

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