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Tasty food made from potatoes.
Those French fries were great
1. A delicious mix of cookies and french fries. The original Caribbean recipe calls for the cookies to be chocolate flavoured and in their full and unmodified form. However, many Americanized recipes allow for different flavours of cookies to be used and for the cookies to be crumbled to allow for a better mixture of the ingredients.
"These cookie fries are delicious".
Ghetto poutine.
Made with mozzarella instead of cheese curds.
Dangit, do I have to go to Canada to get poutine?
Oh well, gotta make disco fries instead.
A sad attempt to "stick it to the french" because they refused to support an unjust and illegal war on Iraq.
Dick:Hey Dubbya, let's go get some pretzels
George: No DICK, you know I'm too dumb to eat a pretzel... how about some FREEDOM FRIES
A fried food item made from sheep balls. Sometimes referred to as Sheep Fries or, partly erroneously, Rocky Mountain Oysters/Mountain Oysters. Popular among farmers who have nothing better to do with piles of testicles from neutered domestic lambs. Featured in the Chevy Chase film "Funny Farm" and in the Discovery Channel television show Dirty Jobs.
How to make:
1. Invert lamb
2. Make small incision in scrot
3. Use front teeth to squeeze balls from scrot (think of squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out or popping a candy from it's wrapper) and subsequently rip them out. Teeth method preferred because it leaves hands free to secure lamb.
4. Wash balls thoroughly
5. Boil until tender (30 to 45 minutes)
6. Roll balls in batter of your choice or roll in egg then bread crumbs
7. Heat about 3/4 inch of vegetable oil to 370 degrees in frying pan
8. Fry until light brown
9. Let cool on a wire rack until ready to consume
Guy: Hey man, you've gotta try these Lamb Fry things I got from my cousin, they're super fire!
Dude: Those are sheep balls, dipshit. I'm not eating those.
Guy: SICK! *guy heaves up lamb fries*
Note: A lamb fry is a rocky mountain oyster but a rocky mountain oyster is not necessarily a lamb fry.
Newest Fair Food: Deep-Fried Coca-Cola
DALLAS -- There are fried Twinkies and even fried candy bars.
Now, vendor Abel Gonzales Jr. has come up with a new artery-clogging concoction for the State Fair of Texas. It's fried Coke.
Gonzales deep-fries Coca-Cola-flavored batter. He then drizzles Coke fountain syrup on it. The fried Coke is topped with whipped cream, cinnamon sugar and a cherry. Gonzales said the fried Coke came about just from thinking aloud.
This is the same state fair that brought about the corn dog. The Web site said Neil and Carl Fletcher conjured up a sweetened corn-battered wiener on-a-stick and sold it for 15 cents during the 1942 State Fair of Texas.
The Dallas fair may have brought us the tastiness of corndogs, but I'll be damned if I'm going to eat fried Coke.