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Noun. A fucktard is a short, lazy way of calling someone a fucking retard.
"Man, learn to drive you fucktard!"
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"I don't worry about your music, don't worry about MINE FUCKTARD!
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Most of you on this site are a bunch of Fucktards
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That kid. The one who never gets invited back unless it's through a friend of a friend.
You know he just doesn't get it, and he never will.
He's not a bad kid, and he's not really retarded. He just bugs you for no specific reason.
You don't call him a fucktard to his face because it's like calling a kid with down syndrome 'retard' to his face. It'd be funny, but you're not going to change him for the better that way.
Dude, I said get me a COKE not a fucking sprite. What the fuck, I hate sprite.
Then later when Joe is gone and your drinking and smoking marijuana with your friends:
"Who was that fuck who got me the sprite today, what was his name?.. Oh yeah, Joe"
"Joe.. what a fucking asshole"
Then you do a goofy face impression of him "Oh ummm I thought you said sprite man, I'm sorry"
"fucking sorry, I'LL give you sorry, I'll shove this fucking straw down your urethra and pump your fucking bean bag full of fucking sprite Joe... sorry ... I fucking HATE sprite ......fucktard"
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First used in the computer gaming scene. Meaning "fucking retarded cheater".
You fucktard, turn off your wall hacks.
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Someone who is fucking retarded e.g. when you overheard them speaking in spanish to a co-worker and later on ask them if they speak another language.
Joel - "Yo no sé cómo prender esta computadora. Soy lento."
Jeff - "Hey, you speak another language, right?"
Joel - "Other language? What?"
Jeff - "Joel, you are a fucktard."
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A person who acts like a fool, and/but, is sometimes mistaked for a retard.
You stupid fucktard!
Quit acting like a fucktard fool!
He dances like a fucktard!
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