Cute little rodent that will make your eyes ligit POP! you will fall in love with it right away!
I got a got a gerbil for my b-day! sooooooo cute! I want to give him the world! I love his beady li'l eyes!!!
Smol, cute, cuddly, brainless and completely useless for any real world task
Jim's great but completely gerbil without a 900 page guidebook on hand
Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.
You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?
My girlfriend was at the mall.
Some dude said hello to her.
I said who is that she said, Some guy my friend did, she said he is hung like a gerbil Dick
One of many popular P.E. class games
“Hey Quandale I heard we’re playing Bosnian Gerbil Nigger Tag in P.E. today!”
“I love Wednesdays!”
A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.
Hear about The Gerbil? He’s a fucking director now!