hammer gloves

Describing when someone is about to do something gnarly, a great feat. usually relating to skateboarding, or other extreme sports manuevers. see also hammers

"Oh, man, joey put on his hammer gloves and totally back lipped that 12"

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Turkish glove

A sexual practice in which one forces one’s sexual mate/partner to take an entire box of laxatives. One then waits for the fountain of shit to come out of the partner’s anus and then uses one’s hand to reflect the fountain of shit back into the direction of one’s partner. If done correctly, shit should cover one’s hand like a glove. One then severs his or her own hand off and the two partners eat it only using their mouths while jerking themselves off.

Oh shit, I told Clara to give me a Turkish glove yesterday and she did… it was so good.

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Velvet Glove

Vagina

I slipped it into her velvet glove

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Fingerless Gloves

Fingerless Gloves are gloves that have no fingers. when u wear them, ur palm is covered, but ur fingers are bare and do nothing to keep your hands warm.

are pretty useless.

also called pokemon gloves and hobo gloves

I love my new fingerless gloves! they do nothing to keep my hands warm, but i feel like a pokemon trainer!

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smacking the glove

Masturbation while wearing a condom.

Dude 1: "I am so bored at work today. Cover for me, I'll be smacking the glove in the restroom."
Dude 2: "Will do my man. Enjoy!"

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bat glove

just like a baseball glove protects your hand from the baseball, u put a condom on your penis to protect u from STDs, unwanted pregnancy
see bat and two balls

Horney guy: i need to go to the store and buy some bat gloves.

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Foot Glove

A sock.

Plural - Feet Glooves

Honey will you pick me up some argyle foot gloves from the mall?

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