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when you jerk off a guy you know is quick to cum and he cums quick
Janet: "Shooters gonna shoot"
Him: *nuts*
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A derogatory saying towards people with disabilities. Mainly Down Syndrome. A really fucked up way to describe someone with down syndrome.
Look at that kid, she's got something wrong with her!
Potatoes gonna potate man.
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The ultimate weapon. Say this to defeat anyone.
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery
Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!
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We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
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Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
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When someone is about to say the forbidden word and destroy the universe
" IM GONNA DO IT, IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD," Says Donald Trump, "YOU CAN'T SAY THE N WORD, THAT'S RACIST!" Says Skipper.
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The act of threatening to take someone’s kneecaps, usually done to get people out of your way, but you never explain to people why need them, or how you take them, it’s a smite of magic where you magically make a “Taking Away” motion and there you go you followed through with your threat, you must always squat while performing the taking of the kneecaps, when you take kneecaps be sure to replace them with styrofoam to give your victim an unpleasant surprise when they bend their knees
Person 1: “Haha, hey dude you just cut In front of me.”
Person 2: “So, what are you going to do about it.”
Person 1: “ I’m Gonna Take Your KneeCaps.”
Person 2: “Haha, I’m so scared.”
Person 1: *Takes Kneecaps*
Person 2: “ ahh! My kneecaps! Come back!”
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A popular song by singer Rick Astley from 1988 that became a viral meme sensation during the early days of YouTube to trick people.
Person 1: "yo wanna hear Darude sandstorm?"
Person 2: "Sure"
Person 1: "Heres the link"
Person 2: "...Wait? isnt this Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley?"
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