1) The act of simultaneously vomiting and defecating due to severe inebriation.
2) To be so fucked up that you vomit and shit yourself.
He's wasted. He just Calliope Gooched all over the bathroom.
when a male shaves both his testicles and the area between his testicles and anus; as the hair grows out it becomes prickly, and the hair-spikes become entwined with a velcro-like effect.
"Dude i just shaved like four days ago and i've been walkin around with velcro gooch all day."
1. Cool off someone. Example: A young lady is crushing on you but you ain't feeling her. So you be like I'm gooch.
2. When you not tripping off nothing or no one. Then you gooch!
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A Beach/ Party/ Music/ Lifestyle Clothing company from Laguna Beach that is founded on the Laguna Beach slang word "GOOCH" that means awesome or epic!
"That Gooch Apparel shirt is GOOCH!"
or, That was such a GOOCH party last night!
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term used to describe one who feeds on the gooch, or reigon between the testicles/vagina and anus, regularly
"man you're such a fuckin' gooch goblin."
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A gooch wagon is when you are riding scissors gooch to gooch on the new frontier in a covered wagon.
Preston was riding gooch wagon all the way to the game.
adjective- to gooch hook.
- similar to the Fish Hook however the finger is first rubbed on the gooch before hooking the unsuspecting's mouth. Can be used during intercourse or as a simple greeting between friends. A more tricky manuver is the Double Gooch Hook
Mick "Bloody Screech snuck up and gooch hooked me in the club the other night, havn't seen him for ages..
Dan "Struth, sneeky bugger"
Mick "I got him back though, while he was at the bar i got him with the ol' double gooch hook!"