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A member of the goon squad and/or
a sophomore boy that chases after junior girls out of their league,
Usually a person that makes you glad cloning isn’t real.
Characteristics include: large ego’s, the inability to handle alcohol, and using phrases such as “boom boom”.
Did you see her with that goon? She’s way out of his league.
A Goon in the singular is an idiot that does idiotic things with no real harmful side effects other than to them selves. Mostly, the outcome of their goonish behaviour is relatively entertaining to the rest of the world.
The plural, Goonie, is totally opposite. You can only be a Goonie if you have 4-5 other Goons with you. To be a Goonie should be everyones goal in life and if ever reached will automatically rocket you to the top of the food chain, the height of coolness and triple your chances of getting laid. There is a warning in the small print however, Goonies never say die, so if you aim to be a Goonie, SAS training is advised.
"He's just tried to boil an electric kettle on the stove and given himself third degree burns. What a Goon."
A tiktoker who makes content on his heartbreak and helps people not be hurt like him. He also posts gym workout sessions and physique updates.
MALE 1: In Goon We Trust
MALE 2: real
1. hoodlum or thug
2. a stupid, foolish or awkward person
3. a roughneck
4. a mole rat, of the naked species, commonly found popping out of butt holes
To drive around for no reason at all, mostly because you are bored, or because you just want to listen to music(because everybody knows music is better in a vehicle). There is no specific location to go, so you waste your gas driving around town.
Mom: "Where are you going?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Oh okay."
Driving around the same part of town.
Man: "I've seen that car drive by 7 times already."
Woman: "Man, they're gooning!"
Back from driving for an hour.
Mom: "Where did you go?"
Travis: "Gooning."
Mom: "Where?"
Travis: "...Gooning..."