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What you're doing when doing something environmentally bad.
Why are you driving to the NASCAR game with your friends who all own hummers while leaving on the TV on and leaving the fridge door open while plugging in every thing pluggable in your house? You are making Al Gore Angry.
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Response to any environmental anomaly blaming Al Gore for bringing it to our attention. At the same time sarcastically claiming that if he hadn't brought it up the anomaly wouldn't have occurred.
A) I can't believe it's 60 degrees in Chicago and snowing in Dallas.
B) It's all Al Gore's fault.
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Hair of the dog that bit him.
Next morning alcohol to alleviate hangover symptoms
He was bellied up to the bar at 9 a.m. for a "horn of the ox that gored him".
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An Al Gore failure beard is the cloak of shame worn by men who have been unemployed for over 90 days and don't have any job leads. I also used it for hopeless people and institutions.
"My dad's job search isn't going well. He is rocking an Al Gore failure beard."
"My buddy got laid off last year, and spends a lot of time on LinkedIn. He'll have to shave his Al Gore failure beard when he finally gets an interview."
"My flight was canceled last night, even though we only had an inch of snow. American Airlines is the Al Gore failure beard of the airline industry."
When consumers or taxpayers are bilked out of money by people supposedly fighting global warming or protecting the environment.
“Boy, that carbon offset scheme cost millions. We got a real Warming Goring.”
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The first word to ever rhyme with orange - also the name for a smelly pedo who preys on young boys with ginger hair
Example:
Person 1: Hey look, he's trying to touch my younger brother's willy
Person 2: He's such a Goringe
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A classic example of someone who thinks they're well ard and are willing to prove it.
A classic Goringe isn't scared to aggressively scrap young children if they're in the way, putting them in hospital or crying back to their mum's, he doesn't give a shit; his predation on kids is wide known by the community and emergency services
Person 1: Mate my little brother just came home with a cracked skull
Person 2: I bet it was that classic Goringe who's always lurking outside the Primary School. What a Cunt.