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U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off

Its phrase/ figure of speech that means like ''you got to be kidding me''

U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off if you think you can fit more girl in your sudan than i can fit in my van

by SHLAMY August 25, 2019


We Gotta Move Some Microwave Ovens

The sentence a Dire Straits fan uses to indicate he's leaving the room/area.

George: Wow, that was a fun night, man.
Bob: Hell yeah, bro.
George: You and Kyle gonna stick around for some drinks?
Bob: Nah, we gotta move some microwave ovens.

by RockingRoller August 15, 2011

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


i gotta take care of some stuff

a black excuse for anything.

girl: i gotta go
boy: where you goin girl
girl: i gotta take care of some stuff

by The Matchmakers January 22, 2011

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


I gotta use the bathroom real quick

Some thing u say to get out of a conversation

I gotta use the bathroom real quick

by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


You gotta be fucking my left nut

Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do

β€œBro did you hear, Mr. Tomasulo input our math test grade” β€œYou gotta be fucking my left nut”

by Real Ram October 10, 2019


i gotta go eat an apple.

a dickhead way of saying your busy or don't want to do something

person 1:you wanna help me shingle my house

person 2:no, "i gotta go eat an apple."

by kfel February 28, 2014

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch

When you put one testicle in her ass and the other between the rolls of her back fat

When the storm killed the power I was with my girl and I gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch.

by Dr. Steph July 8, 2021