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I did my homework mom. Grab a drink why don’t yiu
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Refers to a moment in which you hear or read something incorrectly, thus interpreting it as a dirty or sexual statement.
My brother in law had just finished from a long night of driving and arrived at my mom's house when we were watching the news. Recently, a small child had drowned in his family pool, so the news was doing a lot of stories on pool safety - showing children running around pools and playing under the watchful eyes of their parents. Mike glanced at the screen, took a moment, and started laughing. Wondering why he was laughing at a story of drowning children, we asked what was so funny. The title of the story was "Pool Dangers" and yet my fatigued bro-in-law was wondering why images of children would accompany the words "Pole Dancers" that he mistakenly read. This is a Freudian Grab.
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When a girl intentionally grabs your penis without you knowing.
"Dude what happened?"
"She gave me a grab job..."
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What you do, when a cop rolls up on you, and tells you to "put your hands in the air".
"The Five-O rolled up on me during a B&E. And before I knew it, I was grabbing air."
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A game played by queers, Prison rules often apply.
M@ is the undisputed GRAB ANKLE champion of the world.
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When picking trash or trashing a bag that looks promising. It is likely to contian alot of valuable items.
There is a pile of grab bags over on Cleveland Street.
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grabbing a women's breasts, or melons if shes holding them
hey lambchops can i grab your melons, melon grab
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