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A 'greasy pepe' is the act of cramming a burrito up one's anus, then proceeding to flex said anus muscles in hopes that said burrito will explode/leak/ooze. A willing participant will be behind/under the burrito-ed participant to catch contents in mouth.
I gave Sharlene the ol' greasy pepe last night and the cheese hit the wall, man.
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The sexual act of sticking two rocks/buttons/drawing black circles onto the buttocks, one on each buttock. Once in place, a carrot is coated in lubricant and shoved into the anus to complete the greasy snowman.
Guy #1: "Yo, tried the greasy snowman with my girlfriend last night."
Guy #2: "Dude, that's disgusting. Did you hurt her with the carrot?"
Guy #1: "We didn't try it on her."
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When a girl gets mad at her partners small dick and cuts it off. Then with an angry face, eats it with mustard.
Jemdun lost his penis last night...latisha devoured it! It was a greasy wombat!
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Fist a girl while whistling like a sparrow.
The young child followed the beautiful music through the house only to find his parents enjoying a greasy sparrow.
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When you are having sex and somebody shoves fast food items into your vagina.
What should we do with all of these fast food items! I know lets shove them up my vagina. Greasy pussbag
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When one applies Mayo to his genitalia And performs anal Intercourse then proceeds to vaginal intercourse without sanitizing his genitalia
Ahhh man i was doggin this chick in the ass last night and pulled out and stuck my greasy hammer right back in her p***y
- J.T.