Hairy Muff

An alternative to the expression 'fair enough'. Often said as a dismissive response to an explaination of something. Hairy Muff indicates that the person saying it does not really care about whatever it is they have been told. If said quickly enough the person it is said to may not even be aware that you have in fact referred to an ungroomed vaginal area. It is not often used in formal and/or serious conversation although it is somewhat amusing to test the acceptable limits of the phrase.

Example 1
Ben: The reason I haven't been out picking up chicks lately is because I realised that I was ignoring my true sexuality. I wanna be with Carl. I think I'm gay.
Ned: Hairy Muff.

Example 2
Dale: I think I'm going to kill myself!
Ned: Hairy Muff.

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Hairy Osama

When you cum on a girl's face then, shave your pubes in the shape of a Islamic beard on her face. Then make her exclaim "Death to America!" Then stick a sparkler in her ass.

"I was giving my girlfriend a hairy Osama when she cam on my only sparkler!"

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Hairy Handcuff

The act of fisting an extremely hairy asshole to the point that said fist gets tangled by his massive ass hair.

Reggie's ass was so Sasquatch, when I fisted him last night, he put me in a Hairy Handcuff...

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the hairy side

used instead of bitch slap in communication. meaning to slap someone with the back of the hand

i fiddin to give you the hairy side boy'

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hairy beaver

A very hairy vajayjay

I went to fuck this bitch but she had a hairy beaver.

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Hairy Triangle

A properly groomed female pudenda. The pubic triangle is considered by intelligent people to be part of what makes a woman's nudity so appealing.

Betty Blue. "Here fat pig take a look at my glorious hairy triangle. It's beautiful.

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hairy beanbag

The adult male Scrotum.

Sarah tried to kick my leg and missed, hitting me instead in my "hairy beanbag."

Julie looked like she wanted it, so I directed her to begin nursing upon my "hairy beanbag."

After much stretching I was able to drape Mollie's face with my fleshy negation, my "hairy beanbag". Sealing her grill in the warm embrace of my glistening "hairy beanbag", although not tearing my "hairy beanbag", I surely put it's elasticity to the test.

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