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A large quantity of blunt objects used in reference to intellectual capability.
Paris Hilton is as dumb as a box of hammers.
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King of all douches. All other douches tremble in his presence.
Wow, look at that guy.. what a douche hammer.
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redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"
It's like dry hammering without the structure and formalities
I slop hammered the fuck out of that girl last night. Now her vagina looks like a box of cow tongues...
A hammerhead shark, only not a shark.
My pants are the beneficiary of an impressive hammer boner.
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An erotic dance move where the male does a handstand against a wall and thrusts his crotch aggressively.
I want to punjabi hammer that bitch.
1. (n) A particularly large and weighty cock. See also Spam Javelin for a slimline version.
2. (n) A person who acts like 1.
1. He wrenched her womb asunder with his mighty Spam Hammer.
2. Dear god man, why must you go about things like such an utter Spam Hammer.
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