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A romantic relationship which has ended, but is still friendly enough to share a hammock.
Jim and Sue parted ways, but still shared a single hammock on occasional visits to the park; it was a hammockable separation.
When your happy trail wraps all the way under your junk it comes up your butt crack
That guy ain't got no happy trail, he got a happy hammock
Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat
I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock
Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.
Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!
A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.
After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.
When cum from the penis is attached at the tip of their penis & also on the sexual partner.
“I pulled it out and gave her a cum hammock!”
When you listen to a full album of the musician Hammock, your mind transcend your flesh body to elevate itself to a new state of mind where you discover what are the keys to life.
Max : "Why did you quit your job to wander for 3 months in the cold winter of Alaska, on your own ?"
Steven "I don't know, it's the Hammock Effect"