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Rubbing the head of a circumsized penis in a circular motion. When performing this operation it is good to use a light coat of lube. This will eventually buff out and shine ones penis head.
Henro remember the time you were Shining the Helmet in Josh's face while he was asleep?
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When two manly men hug naked and there erect penises meet each others German Helmets. When two penis heads touch.
Hey Brad, You wanna go out back and touch helmets.
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The growing long of ones hair in order to secure a sexual encounter with a MILF. A practice usually undertaken by sexually frustrated Frenchmen.
Richard Hammond sports a fine MILF helmet (even though he's not French).
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So unique, one runs into walls, trips up stairs, falls of tall places, etc.
Also, one who asks self-answering questions, or the Captain Obvious phenomenon. Those who wear hats backwards in the sun and still hold up their hand to shield their eyes and squint at subjects at a long distance. Pretty much anyone who looks at their watch, and when immediately asked what time it is, they glance back.
When someone refers to themselves on another as special, the correct retort is a sarcastic, "Like wear a helmet all the time kind of special?" Hence the term Helmet Special is a way to refer to someone who should wear one. All the time.
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Similar to a T-bagging, the warrior's helmet consists of placing the nuts above the eye sockets, and the cock down the nose, imitating a warrior's helmet which covesrs the eyes and the nose.
I gave O'Dea a warrior's helmet unexpectedly when he reached the top of the ladder.
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A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.
Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.
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A retard that wear's a helmet that sits in an electric wheelchair with a diaper that seems to ruin everything by screaming obnoxiously but you can't complain about them because "Equality" even though they're screams probably mean end me in special language
Helmet kid: "Hdosbwzgsnkagskssysjwbsiebhdjei"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"
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