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stage herpes

A name for Glitter mainly used by those who work in the Theatre Industry. On account of it being itchy and getting everywhere.

"I hate sweeping up after panto there's stage herpes everywhere"
" When I got home and got in the shower I found stage herpes everywhere"

by Nyxian June 24, 2018


Herpes Bush

Someone with STD's who also does not shave their pubes.

"I hooked up with Veronica last night but she was a total Herpes Bush'

by NotAmeer April 1, 2020


Herpes Harvester

to have many herpes among a certain body part upon where they are being harvested by the disease

Lindsey "herpes harvester" Lohan

by kushwhore February 24, 2011


Face Herps

Herpies spots all over the head, face or lips. Can also be used to describe acne or blisters on the face or lips.

Dude 1 : "Whats up bro?"
Dude 2 : "Dude, you got some bad face herps!"
Dude 1 : "Whatever Dude 2, you are the one with the face herps!"

by Handsom Queef August 21, 2009


MC Herpes

MC Herpes is a widely acclaimed up and coming rapper from the streets of Chicago who is best known for his clever bars and undefeated rap battle record within the Chicago high school community. His most renowned rap battle victory came at the expense of a Jones College Prep student who went by the name of "elbow", before committing suicide after an onslaught of roasts from MC Herpes compelled him to do so. Many Chicago insiders consider him to be the next Chief Keef, due to the fact that Sosa came up from an almost identical Chicago high school rapping background as Herpes.

Person 1: "aye foe were you at MC Herpes's last rap battle?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, he baked the nigga so bad he killed himself"

by Urban_Dick69 September 8, 2016


Mat Herpes

Martial arts students and instructors are often covered in sweat. Infected bodily fluids, shed skin, and sometimes body lice will make their way into the mats that absorbs the impact from their controlled falls. If these mats remain unwashed for many months, skin infections can manifest (being a contact sport, martial artists are often prone to breaks in the skin leaving them vulnerable to infection. This is a broad term that defines any skin condition contracted from dirty dojo mats.

guy #1: Heya bud, what's with that rash all over your face and arms? That's not contagious is it?

guy #2: Nah, just a case of the mat herpes. I took a couple dives last night in karate class, and...uh...woke up like this.

guy #1: Maybe they should clean their mats. Sorry dude.

guy #2: Meh....

by kevthenurse August 23, 2013


bag of herpes

Having a large bag of candy, so much to the point where you can't eat it all. And if you attempt to eat a whole bag of herpes, you will become sick.

Dude.. last Halloween I got me a bag of herpes !

by ayeyohomie January 27, 2011