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When one puts their uncircumcised penis unerect into an empty beer can's drinking port, gets erect, twists and pulls.
Man, I heard heard (random hick name) did a hillbilly circumcision with (different random hick name).
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A hillbilly bagwhore is one who performs oral sex on other people s men for drugs! They love the swampy areas most , it reminds them of their ass!
These are filthy creatures ! Very thin and pale looking , dark circles around the eyes from lack of sleep and smoking dope! Smells terrible from not showering ! These nasty monsters never shower or keep home and that’s why they typically lose their young!
A hillbilly bagwhore only has one thing on her mind! Sucking off married men and smoking their dope!!
No man will ever sleep with one of these filthy beasts as their vaginas are tainted and full of crust!
While on the bank of Sellers Lake, a wild hillbilly BagWhore named Martha Mae emerges to get her fix !
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A block and tackle mounted on a makeshift tripod, usually used outdoors to lift an engine out of a car.
Well, you can have it, but you'll probably need a hillbilly hoist to lift it into the bed of your truck.
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They typically are low class uneducated drunk white men from the southern part of the united states typically missing many teeth in there mouth. Whatever teeth they do have left are damaged. They are considered by many to be "White Trash". These types of individuals always wear overalls and talk with an accent about cheap Beer, Trucks, Whisky & love watching NASCAR races. Rednecks also enjoy using Hunting Rifles & old Shotguns to kill wild angry Ali gators for a living. Its not uncommon for them to throw out turtle traps into the dirty nasty water for a "tayste" supper. They actually live near the swamps waving confederate flags. They think pork, squirrel, gravy, hot dogs, corn bread and fried ducks are a delicacy. They obviously lack morality.
"Well howdy!! How the Hell ya'll doin!? It'z Whiskey Wednesday! I'm just sittin here in mah truck cleanin mah ryfle, boutta go downn townn tah the swamps tah goo hunt sum gaterz n squirrelz. We gott this here Turtle trap ryght thare. It'z gonna make one tastay supper! I'ma Drunk White man in 'Murica! Ya'll cummin owt South!? I got'z me this here big ol' Ra'coon on tha bahrbaque... It looks lyke that good ol' Nascar'z bouta start. Them peeple on tha teevee on chanal seven are talkin bout hillbilly rednecks, turn it off Earl! I behter get me one of them ice cold budwyzerz bafor tha race"
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Creative force behind the ideas of Rush Limbaugh. AKA "Talent on loan from GOD"
"Rush used his command of Hillbilly Heroin to rally the neo-conservative forces"
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presciption narcotic pharmaceutical that is cooked into liquid an used intravenously. ie., oxy-contin, dilaudid, morphine sulfate....
There is a doctor in the suburbs who'll write for hillbilly heroin if you got decent (medical) records.
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A person who lives in the midwest and is usually of conservative or republican views. These people are usually violently racist, homophobic, transphobic and are most likely highly uneducated.
"Omg, did you hear what those hillbilly bootlickers were saying?"
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